Why golf is better than sex

**Moviemaniac4** · September 28th, 2005, 11:10 PM

Don't know if you saw this already...

Hey Guys: This is a good one for all you golfers!!

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons why Golf Is Better Than Sex:

#10 - A below par performance is considered damn good.

#9 - You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

#8 - It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

#7 - Foursomes are encouraged

#6 - You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#5 - Three times a day is possible.

#4 - Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

#3 - If you live in Florida, you can do it almost everyday.

#2 - You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And the #1 reason why Golf is better than Sex..

#1 - If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.

**Drau** · September 28th, 2005, 11:33 PM

All very good reasons; but I'd still rather have sex. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

**Moviemaniac4** · September 29th, 2005, 02:07 AM

I was about to say that I don't play golf [img]tongue.gif[/img]

**thatchetguy** · September 29th, 2005, 10:16 AM

Shouldn't there be another one?

0) In golf, you're actually encouraged to play "a round."

**Andyman** · September 29th, 2005, 10:32 AM

Nothing about a "hole in one" or playing the "back nine"? [img]wink.gif[/img]

**thatchetguy** · September 29th, 2005, 10:54 AM

Or dropping your balls?
Getting out of the rough?
Paying someone to handle your equipment for you?
Wearing cleats? [img]wink.gif[/img]

**Andyman** · September 29th, 2005, 10:58 AM

Ball washer.
Dimple count on your balls.
Short game.
Putting out.
Slices & hooks.
Looking for your ball in the bushes.

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